Been to Paris several times. Learn basic French commands and try to use them. Begin every encounter with a pleasant “Bonjour.” and folks’ll be more accommodating. There are many 2CV tours in Paris. The kids preferred the sidecar tours.

<Reads the replies to your comment.> Well that was all easily verifiable information.

Had a friend (actually a boyfriend to my wife’s coworker) go on and on about how liberals were ruining the country blah, blah, blah while we were in his car on the way to a concert in the early 2000s. He then started in on buying American and that’s why he bought his Dodge Stratus.

See my previous statement.

Please note the shortage is caused by the panic.

There are fist fights breaking out in gas lines here in Charlotte.

Cars on airbags and lowered cars in general. Mine specifically.

I remember paying $200 a semester in the early 90s in North Carolina. 

He coulda just taken Thor’s day as well.

As a child of 80s, 2 Tone and hardcore, and a teen of the 90s, emo, pop punk, and 3rd wave and now squarely in my 40s, I welcome any new entries into my playlists. I have been defending ska for a lifetime and will never stopping unironically skanking.

To be clear: 8 months. Jack was born in August of ‘69 and Apollo 13 mission was in April of ‘70.

They didn’t brake until airborne. Woah.

Every time a left ends on a US highway someone should get to punch a traffic engineer’s baby in the neck.

“See you all at Oki-D0gs.” — Fat Mike

I felt that “Hell yeah!”

Wait til they find out it hasn’t been called the Sears Tower in over a decade.

Wait till you find out what mayonnaise is made of.

Standard CJ/XJ/YJ Jeeps came with Dana 30s . So did Volvo 240s — albeit with different gearing—4.10 vs 3.73 respectively.

Yes. Find a Bi-Lo or a Food Lion.

The locals still affectionately call it the less PC version