Wrong. Fiesta ST will baby, it will not middle school.

“I have discovered something everyone on the east coast has been highly aware for the last 60 years.” - random millennial

I have done this in my wife’s Outback with her hitting me to stop and the kid’s laughing hilariously in the back.

For the first time in memory, the sedan version is better looking than the hatch.

R53 MINI Cooper S & JCW

Also known as travelling.

I always knew I hated Joey Logano.

Should’ve bought a Kia. You can drive off the bed of flatbed tow truck, rip the front bumper off and the bags won’t deploy.

Meh.

If you’ve ever been to Hawaii you’ll know the answer is a Toyota truck.

What happened to dual-sport pro athletes?

In case anyone needed more proof that the Jay Gruden / Bruce Allen shitshow was planning to continue into next season.

The Panthers need a defensive coordinator.

Does he ever have any other kind of thoughts?

MJ doesn’t even know all of his kid’s names. Just cuts hush money checks every month.

Me right now.

Subaru Crosstrek. Easy to park in DC and easy to drive when not in DC.

Let’s start with Optimus Prime.

People who brush their teeth in the office bathroom with all that literal shit flying around are a special kind of dumb.

The difference between foot pounds and inch pounds when replacing spark plugs.