A few nonsequitors:

In 1996, my neighbor was going through a divorce and offered to sell me his non-running green 1984 Porsche 911 Turbo for $10k. I was in college and couldn’t justify the expense.

True story.

The Charlotte fans booed him too. I was one of them.

Hey, remember that time the North Carolina General Assembly and Gov. Pat McCrory refused to offer Volvo any incentives to place their new North American plant here — so they went to South Carolina — and instead spent their time giving us the HB2 bathroom bill and removed incentives for the film industry which all…

Putin is 5'7" and Trump claims to be 6'3"

The FiST is not better. Also the TSX Wagon doesn’t come with three pedals. But an AWD Outback does.

How is that even fun to drive?

Keep Ya Head Up

Mine ended at the ripe old age of 15 when all the other boys were mid-puberty and I was still two years a way from getting my first hair down there. High school suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

2.3L Ecoboost. So is this the ST engine with a different head (~285bhp) or a variant of the Mustang / RS engine (~350bhp)?

Wrong. Manual Transmissions are aged Bourbon. Beer is for pussies with no taste.

They’ll have plenty of time to attend their “classes.”

Remember that time Ray Lewis—who was inducted on the same day—killed a guy.

Cowboys from Hell - Pantera

“A Toyota with a million miles. How quaint.” -- Volvos everywhere

The most impressive thing about this clip is ALBERT PUJOLS STILL PLAYS BASEBALL!

He’s hit .278 in the last month.

My ‘88 Volvo 245 has never had one. The right arm rests on the gear knob.