A d every single one of them deserves what they get.

An old Bell helmet ad read, “ If you have a $10 head, wear a $10 helmet, for everything else, wear a Bell”.

All phones are junk. Is that easier?

it was time to mitigate unnecessary risk.

As a cyclist, I have transitioned about 90% of my rides indoor via trainer and training app. After my kid was born, and several near misses including getting hit by a car while running, it was time to mitigate unnecessary risk.

Having test ridden one of these some years back, this turned out exactly the way I thought it would.

“I wanted a dirt bike but my wife said no.”

This will never get old, along with “pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude”

Can someone please add the Benny Hill theme music to this?

He was boned at 0 seconds... he owns a trike.

We’re talking about going a distance of more than 200 yards sorry still wrong.

Cant go off road like a 1gen CRV, so you are wrong.  

this needs way more stars.  dang kids.

There is only one answer to this....

If Xzibit showed up at my front door tomorrow I would absolutely lose my shit, jump up and down, scream like a teenage girl, then toss him the keys to my Sienna.

That was Unique Whips. Unique Rides is the relaunch on Motor Trend. For some reason they thought that show deserved an encore.

Scheissephiles.

poopaphiles?

I’m not a PR expert, but I don’t think calling them pedophiles is going to win anyone over.

Are we sure this isn’t satire?