forever 21 would like to dispute the findings of this survey.

Or for our eco-friendly ladies, "Your employee's diva cup has been filled."

Elizabeth Wurtzel is a charter member of the class of oblivious-privilege New Yorkers that make me glad to be an expat, and everything she does annoys me on a cellular level. Nonetheless, I have done some of the things she suggests as youth-keeping choices, primarily in the refusing-to-breed and not being entirely a…