so you're all for mandated birth control coverage then? or single payer health care? I guess you could be the type who views employees are merely replaceable widgets who don't deserve any kind of happiness, intimacy or life outside of work, because their entire existence is to make you money. You might even think…

There was an X-Files episode about a doll that made people kill themselves....anyone remember that one?

haha nice. i feel so super skeptical about the things these days. it's like my face is stuck in perma-skeptical-squint.

Daddy probably threatened to pull the kid's trust fund when he saw that, hence the abrupt about face.

now i know this is probably b/c my brain is half-fried from this summer of being chained to my computer studying for this gawdawful test, but my immediate reaction upon reading this went something like this: "goal" eh? that's nice, it's not in anyway a legally binding agreement or even a reliable promise that this…

aww isn't that precious! such witty and well reasoned rebuttals! i bet you're so much smarter than everyone else, so special and unique. you're a regular little snowflake who knows everything. it's everyone else's fault for not seeing your brilliance, poor sweet baby child. bless your heart.

my bad: you're wrong and an idiot.

wow, you got some issues there don't ya? I mean if you want my opinion, although I don't think you do, you gonna get it. I feel like procrastinating a wee bit.

this changes everrraayyythaaang!

I don't know about a Pamela Courson look-a-like, but I'm sure we could find someone who wants to let you die in a bathtub.

it's all fun and games until MTV picks it up as a new "reality" show.

a minute ago you're a psychologist, now you're a prosecutor? make up your mind.

You met Bret McKenzie!?? i probably would have burst into a rendition of "am i a man or a muppet?" and the spot. i am not ashamed to admit this.

I just wanted to say Mary Shelley's Frankenstein is forever one of my favorite books. You sound like great English teacher! Learning how to really read and analyze literature is easily one of the most important and under-appreciated skills. Cheers to you!

yes! getting to know your kid, so important. talking to them, listening to them, giving their feelings —even when irrational—creedance. i also think admitting to you kids when you mess up and actually letting them see the imperfect sides of you and trusting that they will love you no matter what is super important.…

well, subway for certain. at least if you've got the flu, you can puke your guts out and sip pedialyte in the comfort of your own home without getting fired. but then again, it's probably a scam to steal your social, ruin your credit and drive you into bankruptcy.

It's probably been 17 years since the first time I saw that movie and I still wonder what went down there. What made Jack go crazy, why the 1920s stuff, the creepy twins, WHO WAS THE NAKED LADY IN THE TUB??? Whyyyyy? Damn you, Kubrick.

I actually imagined a wolf reading this, shaking its head and throwing up its paws in disgust of humanity, because well...what else is my brain supposed to do with this information?

his open last night about the Malaysian Airline flight and Israel's invasion of Gaza was genuinely devastating.