Just last week, some modded Brodozer kept on creeping even closer when my wife and I were trying to drive. I pulled the right to avoid a stupid fight — my priority was staying alive. He cruised on right by us and he didn’t even try us, just kept on plowing right down the road. I thought about a brake check, but then…

Too much lag. You would lose some of that initial torque.

Or get away when you did/did not murder your wife.

Well I’m definitely not buying one now. If it can’t even finish at Baja, how can I expect it to drive home from the grocery store?

They weren’t using the direct injection injectors, only port injection. Without the fuel flow to keep it cool, one of the injectors melted. The sparks were from the combustion leaving the engine.

...with a side of Nas.

Starring this for the phrase “give the centipedes haircuts” because that sounds like a lost Camper Van Beethoven song.

The factory wheels are pretty enough, and selling these ultralight spider things will fund sending it to a competent mechanic to undo the ridiculous lowering. This car is slinky and lowslung enough, we don’t need to give the centipedes haircuts.

Tire pressure must have been off.

Saddest part about rolling that car is putting those hideous wheels at eye level.

Good call, however that S2000's 240 ponies present in a very different way from how this supercharged Miata likely will. If you like playing up in the rev band and don’t mind a bit of a lackadaisical nature off the line then that’s a good option. 

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

You could get a decent S2000 for that price, and it already has 240HP, no supercharger needed. 

Here is the Valiant I daily.

My first thought when I hear Dodge Dart, though I’m biased because that’s mine. I’m not old enough to have been around when they were, but I’ve always liked them and thought they were underappreciated in the Mopar market.  The B and E bodies tend to get most of the limelight.

Were y’all even alive in the 90s? Man, we are at a place where Mazda has a turbocharged sedan pushing 310 lb ft of torque and 250+ horsepower... and it’s super affordable.... and you’re complaining about it not being sporty enough? I had to drive a 1993 Camry in high school. Did it have a dent in the bumper? Of course…

I have it on good authority that the world WAS in black & white.

This is my dad mobile. It’s the 4th GTI I’ve owned. Plenty of room for my wife and son, plenty of room to haul stuff, great in snow, extremely fun to drive, great on gas. Great tech, very safe, and has air vents in the back to keep my son comfortable. I’ve owned a lot of cars, nothing has come close to the pure joy of…

And here’s what happens when you put a drag racer on a road course.

This sounds like a terrible idea that I would seriously consider.