Re; the last one. I’m totally protective of my car, no food, no drink, my fiancee thinks I’m super weird and complains about me parking at the furthest point of the car park. She *ate* in my car. I rumbled it because there was biscuit crumbs on the seat, and that she’d posted a goddamn photo on Instagram.

When you say “That guy”, you mean “that guy that actually understands how high performance German cars will destroy your bank account”?

Ooooohhh .. “Characters” ! I love it when your car has “characters” !

E39 M5 says “I’m the best damn all-around car Germany has ever conceived, who dis?”

E39m5 says “what about a ying to your yang?”

If criminals were smart they wouldn’t be criminals.

But there are so many! Which reminds me of the hilarious scene in Porkys where Miss Bullbricker describes the tallywhacker she saw. One of the funniest moments in movies!

You have to appreciate the candor, I suppose.

Shit, I’d go dimple that fucker’s face.

I was a valet once upon a time at a hotel while I was in college. One of my duties was also shuttle driver. This wouldn’t be so bad except the shuttle was a 15 y.o. full size ford van with seating for ~11 that hadn’t been maintained. Oh, it was a 2wd in a ski resort town where the average snow fall on the mountain was…

“More than you can afford, buddy” *disappears in a cloud of electrical smoke*

Wait, if John Spartan wipes his ass with the law and Judge Dredd is the law, then, in the future, Sylvester Stallone wipes his ass with himself. Man. What a time to be alive.

And you must never have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I was paraphrasing the Constitutional Peasant sketch.

He wasn’t driving a Mustang.

Saw a beat to hell 8v Mk2 GTI parked near me the other night. He was rolling on fresh R888s. It changed my perception immediately.

Pick whatever eu car you want and grab it fast! once we’ve officially left a 20% import tax is going to hit you for every old car you try to buy on the continent. Tally ho!

Wow...it's early, but I'm calling this 3:1 odds on COTD. I can tell from some of the pixels, and from earning at least one COTD based on a condom/car joke in my time.

Nobody is cross-shopping an 80's Supra and an IS300, so it’s kind of an apples-to-grenades sort of comparison

I’d rather be seen in it the way it sits now than in that #61 Stancy-Pants.

Did you just get bit by a horse? Did a riding club deny you? did a girl who belongs to a riding club deny you? This has personal vendetta written all over it.