God damn fairies. This is why real americans will never love soccer.

God dammit, soccer. This is why nobody takes you seriously.

Hey, for all we know, Uber has a secure email server. Let's not judge to hastily.

That's either a really conservative 0-60 estimate or this car has an unfortunate shift point.

also...

If that's true, how come nobody at a workplace filled with 24-year-old white guys could name a song of his?

I feel like you find him unattractive so therefore he shouldn't be famous/no one should like his music.

"ohyeahbabyworkit"

Any NFL franchise who asks for loyalty when contracts are only binding for the player is just pandering to the fan base. Get your money while you can, Julius, and get out while you are healthy. That is a good business plan.

2.) Ford Transit Connect with C-Max Drivetrain

Every other demographic is filled with bliss when their reason for going to a restaurant is eliminated, or you don't care because only middle-aged white people tip enough to make waiting tables a job instead of a social situation?

You sure this is not a slo-mo?

Oh, you mean P̶r̶e̶d̶a̶t̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶c̶l̶i̶c̶k̶-̶b̶a̶i̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶ Gawker Media?

Almost nobody goes onto the internet to praise someone/something/company. This is the stupidest argument anyone can use.

I won't defend Corporate America, but I have to ask for some recent evidence showing Quicken Loans is predatory.

Why the quotes? IT WAS ILLEGAL. Plus this:

I'm surprised they dropped the wire fraud charges. To me the greater crime is trying to profit from your smuggled goods.

I've taken taxi's on 5 continents and dozens of countries. Easily the most scared I have ever been as a passenger is Manhattan in NYC flying through intersections with the speed of an Indy car. Just terrifying.

I watched this entirely too many times before I realized it was a looping gif. I was waiting for them to figure out what was blocking it and fit it on...

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