To be completely fair, you can go to hell with the other left lane cruisers

BRZ was driving in the right, Camry shouldn’t have been travelling in the left.

To be completely fair, passing on the right isn’t against the law... unlike fleeing the scene of an accident ;)

Dodge Charger Hellcat. Hell sedan.

When I discovered there was a gap between my girlfriend’s bed and the wall- when I heard her father coming down the stairs

Ouch.That’s such a perfect reply

The fact someone is paid to interact with you doesn’t give you a license to be a dick to them or intentionally make their life difficult.

I’m “that guy at the dealership”. I work at a VW Dealership in CT, at the service counter.

I didn’t sign up for this shit. It’s not my job to play damage control for VW corporate.

I don’t work for VW. I work for an independently owned and operated franchise dealership that has a contract with VW.

I didn’t do a…

Or complains about his meal at the restaurant to get a discount or free meal.

A job is just a job. Doesn’t mean the guy wakes up every morning to be possessed by the spirit of the Volkswagen brand. And anyway “some guy at a dealership” is definitely not necessarily in PR.

These just seem like dick moves now... When I turned my jetta in I felt sort of bad for the guy at the dealership because he keeps getting harassed and blamed by customers. The guy at the dealership probably had nothing to do with the scandal. Just turn in the car. It’s not that hard to act like an adult.

And then publicly boast about it bringing attention to it! If I did something like this (and I don’t think I would) then the last thing I’d do is have it up on Jalopnik!

Internet points.

Burnout picture definitely seems to show tread marks from 4 wheels...

2576 lb ft torque at each wheel, which sounds absurd since this is lower than the Hellcat if at the rear wheels alone. Then you consider power going to all four wheels, and see it’s an improvement. This also may be the reason they’ve stacked this ride with factory drag radials at all 4 corners. Hmmmmm.....

Of all the possible comments to make you went with the most worthless one possible.

I was going to comment that it’s fine because it’s science, but, this isn’t Gizmodo either. I mean, abortion itself could literally be described as a lifehack, but that borders too closely on abortion jokes.

Why’s this on lifehacker ... can you send it to jezebel ... I mean thanks, but I came here to read about bluetooth speakers ‘n shit.

Keep adding prefixes and postfixes to that Porsche.

Funny how a drag/street racing number matters around here only when it’s convenient.