There are few people that can not worry about buying another drink in Philadelphia ever again.

“I stand corrected. Perhaps I should petition Donovan to allow me to plaster an apology across his bulbous trapezoidal dome.”

“Landon Donovan would like to announce discounted billboard rates on his forehead fivehead.”

Marshawn followed up the discussion of Kaepernick by asking where he could get some of those skittles that Donald Trump Jr. was tweeting about.

They have antibiotics for that.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.