+1 deep cut totally unnecessary but nevertheless awesome Knoblauch burn. 

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Manfred might say it’s driving fans away. I call it baseball, and he can fuck right off. That whole chess match was thrilling as fuck.

My personal favorite - Oil Can Boyd

Rollie Fingers.

Almost as good as this: The radio timing perfectly for a pursuit flyby.

Did you just all lives matter me

props on the most obscure WWII reference I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section

The last Aryans to abruptly announce their retirement was Totenkopf at Kursk in 1943.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Harambe died so Ken Bone could live.

But seriously, the DH sucks. Pitchers hitting should be cherished, whether they’re Cubs or Colon.

Eh, I know I probably shouldn’t but I tend to give people who lived through WW2 a little bit of leeway on being stupid about this sort of thing.

Take your star, you jerk.

Meh

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