I agree, McConaughey is already the frontrunner for awesomeness in this movie. Alright alright alright....

The cult one. Lots of crying if I remember correctly.

I'm still mourning him. I was always Team Bill, and last season was infuriating.

I never noticed Sally's therapist was Jane Bodehouse! Maybe I did and I didn't remember, but how funny!

Or does she run HER OWN PARODY ACCOUNT?!

OH MY GOD. The elephant in the room. All I will say is that for most of the last season, I assumed that Bill was just playing along. The notion that he would actually buy into the Lillith crap was just too unbelievable. They came right up to the edge of ruining the character, who is hands down my favorite. I like…

Wow! I didn't even recognize her, but I totally know who you mean now!

Remember season 1 and 2, when the writing was actually really good? Even season 3 — I loved me some Franklin. But 4 and 5 were godawful, with 5 taking the awful to a whole new level. The moment we discovered the faerie elder that we'd heard so much about was a complete idiot who wouldn't stop gyrating and droning…

True Blood is basically awesome, awesome porn.

Me too me too!

my family kisses on the mouth all the time, just like this family

Why must I wait until Sunday for this?

Get thee to Parks & Rec now! Seriously, Chris Traeger is lit-trally the best thing he's ever done.. You'll get that joke later.

He could get it. I woulda done a sex tape on vhs back in the day. No regrets.

I don't know if it's a cultural thing, but I kiss my mom and my dad on the mouth. I also remember kissing my grandmother on the mouth. My mom is from Korea and my dad grew up in Delaware.

My dad's side of the family is Argentinian/Italian, and there is no such thing as boundaries with them. Questions about my sex life at the thanksgiving table? Appropriate. My mom's family is made up of very loud, very opinionated Jews, and they too lack a sense of boundaries. Have some food on your face? Thats okay,…

Has anyone seen those Foot Locker commercials featuring Kris Humphries? I'll be damned, but successfully executed self-deprecating humor makes a person much more likeable in my eyes.

I'm going to the beach soon....

He's aging like Clooney and Stamos. Still hot.

Rob Low is, Literally, the most attractive man.