That. Was. OUTRAGEOUS.

OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN!! WHYYYYY???

I would like to sexually experiment with Lizzy Caplan

My obsession with SVU is in alignment with my obsession with The Simpsons. When something is so perfect, so beautiful, you must let it go before time destroys it. When Stabler left, and Liv started wearing her hair REALLY long and down at crimes scenes, and Ice T cut off his ponytail, and they replaced Munch with that…

It would seem stupid and impossible to try.

Homeboy should come with a warning — do not look at photo while driving or operating heavy machinery. do not look at while with SO. do not look at while trying to speak full sentences.

It's true!! You obviously have Jesus!!

Mean people need Jesus is my bitchy retort of the day.

PAUL MOTHERFUCKING REISER REISIERING FROM THE DEAD HOW APPROPRIATE

Ok people real talk: My hairdresser (who is obviously a genius and hysterical) and I had an amazing convo lately as she trimmed my bangs about Miley and Taylor. We both love Miley (I'm a sucker for a bad bitch and Miley is such) and my HD just loves crazy sexy slutty women and thinks Miley is super hot and fun (I'm…

The look is DOPE. The person wearing it is TIRED. I really don't want anymore of this gal.

This article has convinced me that when I get married, we (I?) will conduct all vendor shopping as though we were planning a corporate event on a budget. And we can pretend to be on the phone with our boss all the time saying things like "we have very important clients to impress but it must be cost effective," and…

GO LIL RHODY GO!!! Since moving back I can attest to this.

I enjoyed this so much, but I wish the Brothers had made mention to the Elders how devastating and emotionally traumatic the violence was for the characters. It's a much different story than how they've imagined it.

Dude, brilliant story. Thank you for sharing this. I just can't imagine how different we all "celebrate" Thanksgiving.

godspeed.

stop it... stop it. did you catch fire?

This just made my clit shrivel up. Now I'm a nun.

I bet I could achieve orgasm from talking to him. Anyone else?

He reminds me of an obnoxious friend of your brother who grew up and got fit and tattooed and all your other girlfriends drool over him and you're just like OH GOD NO please stop talking about your penis.