What does a good vampire girl do when her daddy is a psycho with a God delusion? #jessicaproblems PS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME ON JUNE 16!

OOOoooh girl, that is TOUGH. I mean, that might be the difference between letting some random chick walk around with her butt out (maybe that's what she was going for?) and letting your friend know "hey, your underwear or lack thereof is showing." If a friend told me that, I'd either thank them or disagree, but if a…

I am 7 months into living in Brooklyn, effing loving it, working in freelance production on commercials and indie projects and stuff, life is good. EXCEPT I DON'T HAVE NEARLY ENOUGH FRIENDS HERE. Before I moved, I was sort of scene queen in my home city, meaning I had various groups of friends ranging from childhood…

I am guilty of indulging in both trends, but I don't look vulgar doing so (I really, really hope not, and if I'm wrong, it's because my mirror is a liar and my friends are assholes for not telling me). I respect your opinions though! Moving on, I hope these trends will croak: sneakers with the hidden heel, circle…

His company is called "Psycho Entertainment" people.

I can't believe Lil Mama is playing Left Eye. She is certifiably cray-cray (trust me, I am a devout fan of America's Best Dance Crew on MTV) YET I believe this will play to her advantage!

I don't think Don's a psycho. And if he's rotten to his core, it wasn't his fault. It's been explicitly shown that Don loves people, that he cares for his kids, that he isn't entirely misogynistic. Don is a good dude inside, but he is seriously and truly fucked up from the moment he was born. He is a lie wrapped in a…

I'm irked by this apology because she still reeks of insincerity. It just seems so coached and faux-sweet. Right after the arrest happened, I zoned in on (ugh) Kevin Smith's scathing story about why he hates her, and I can't help but think of it watching this.

Oh my god thank you for mentioning this. I think Mad Men teasers are intentionally hilarious and vague. It's like Don saying "No" and Joan giving the evil eye and Roger saying "We need you to do something" and Betty hanging up a phone. WHAT COULD IT ALL MEAN?

Does anyone else find Knoxy a dead ringer for Jenna Sauers? No T No Shade, Jenna, you're both gorg.

This is rad, kids will learn to acknowledge and experience vegetarian foods, if you're mad then pack your own meat, whatever, sorry not sorry.

I think Pete has been humbled by the mistakes he's made. I think we see sort of take shape in this episode for the first time. The kind conversation with the delivery man, his outrage for Harry's behavior, his call to Trudy. He has always been open minded; among his many faults he never let discrimination inhibit his…

This guy was deported because he is the worst retoucher of all time. Like, at the link you will find copious photos of horrific retouching. Some of the photos look like digital illustrations. I wouldn't call it Photoshop because it looks more like MS Paint.

I'm gagging on this vid. I am one of those assholes who is still trying to make 1993 happen, no lie. Everything Will wears, I want. Except the orange overalls, and the neon. BUT EVERYTHING ELSE NEEDS TO BE WORN.

I do think it's notable when Skarsgard goes outside. Not only because he's a vampire, but because people need to know when that man is out in public.

This is starting to bum me out, because you're soooo right. I was kinda disappointed the first time we had sex, and since then I've been more vocal things have already improved, but yeah, you don't get lucky with sex like that all the time. I would consider breaking up over it, it would make me nuts to be so…

This was just a part time job in college. I worked at a small, newly-opened neighborhood ice cream shop and it was legit run by organized crime. The Owner was just a real piece of shit, sketchy guy. He was an egotistical asshole, always thought he was right (what the fuck did he know about preparing ice cream…

My pathetic dinner was a result of me skipping out on buying groceries: the last leftover turkey meatball in the fridge with red sauce and romano cheese and crushed up crackers (I had nothing else). Then, instant ramen. Ugh. Don't want to talk about it.

I think that's a great idea, after a little more time though. Truth, part of my hangup is that we just don't *know* each other very well and it's moving faster than expected. I think we both don't feel 100% comfortable enough to feel cool with what the other is asking. But a tradeoff is something I'd be game to do.…