I think Ru would say something like "you are a queen no matter what you wear on your feet."

Tabatha is my everything. I adore her so hard. Head to toe, literally, that platinum hair and those heels. She is my all-black-everything inspiration. And she's an unflappable boss. UNFLAPPABLE. BOSS.

Pretty much. Seeing Padma would make anyone hate her face and body. She's effortlessly gorgeous. I want her and Gretchen to talk and see Gretchen's eye twitch mid conversation while watching Padma's pillowy lips say "Oh yes, Top Chef, I eat so much!"

THERE WE GO:

It's like, naw dawg, she's strong, tall, athletic and amazing at basketball. Just like a dude! BUT she's a woman. So yeah, take all that bad-assery, give it a vagina and deal with that stereotype crusher. AND WHAT.

It's so charming and odd. And so funny to imagine how the vocal fry will one day sound dated and old-timey.

I am a clown lover slash clown...fetishist. I have been since late teens, I suppose. I often do a sexy clown getup for Halloween and it always makes a big splash, and scares and turns on people so I'm told. I'm buxom and I've done sexy clown pinup girl, sexy day of the dead girl, sexy mime, you get it.

BARBARA GONNA READ A BITCH!!

But I don't want Roger and J Woww to break up! Why can't crazy perfectly paired couples stay together forever?

This is a huge blow to the SNL world, where I realize very few people care to live. But I love the show and these guys! Jason Sudekis is a golden god.

This comment is just all kinds of awesome. That is all.

I was seriously about to say the same thing! Plummy is the word. No one talks like that anymore. Let's start talking like that again.

Yeah I'm calling BS on this. Unless she's a child prodigy, the distance between high school graduation and at the very least 4 years of undergrad does not compute. Even then, most circumstances require time to become certified to teach via assisting for a few years or a full on Master's degree. DUMB.

I know a DJ in Providence where I live, and this is a blog he and his friend (a graphic designer) made: thehipsterdad.com

Just spent an hour on there... Yup that's awesome. Thank you!

Yup, that's hilarious.

My last boyfriend and I ended our relationship recently, after about a year and a half together. I remember we had sex for the first time on a whim, after a few weeks of knowing each other, and a few weeks after he ended his previous relationship.

I wish I had that concave AnnaLynne McCord belly. I wouldn't wear stuff like that hanging out with my dad, though. But with my dad-look-alike-boyfriend? YOU BETCHA!

Some co-workers and I are die hard Mad Men faithful, we have elaborate viewing parties, cocktails, and we all have a continuous texting thread on our iPhones regarding all things Mad Men. We have been planning this premiere party for...a year.

Gah holy heck!! No Pete don't let the hairline go! I got super freaked out when I saw that.