I read that comment like "huh?" then I saw Jenny McCarthy as the Tweeter, and LOLed. What an awkward thing for you ex to do... on Youtube... I actually approve of this slight sip of Haterade. I mean.... Emma won a damn award, she's not worried about Jenny.

I worked on this film! My first feature film, I assisted the hair and makeup department, plus a little set decoration. I am beyond thrilled to see this trailer, mostly because it confirms that I actually did it, and it wasn't a dream.

I'll say the second paragraph is also heavenly.

Booots land is Rhode Island. You know how it goes in New England: drastic, neck-snapping shifts from season to season, with fall and spring passing in the blink of an eye, summer being fabulously beachy, green and hot, and winter taking a freezing, icy gray dump on the whole region for 4 months a year.

Ugh. Ooh. She pretty. Real pretty. Wow. Seriously though, when I was a goth teenager I practiced drawing pictures of her, my evil icy skinned raven haired leather clad Queen of Darkness. And as I got older and decided that venturing into the sun was good and being nicer to people was good, I was just as in love with…

This makes me sniffle (it's been an emotional New Year's holiday) and feel so proud. I am so certain that we are moving in a good direction with shifting gender stereotypes and pushing the limits of what boys and girls will be able to do in the future. I am so confident that I am right to continue to show support for…

I could help you with a bunch of those. A lot of them go well together, actually. Have a blast in 2012, dude!

My mom gave me a card with this written on it when I was in my first horrible relationship/horrific breakup as a teenager. Seemed like a good time to share these words. I have kept the card tacked to my mirror. The words are terrifying but comforting. Good luck with your resolution, this is a resolution to live by…

My New Year's Resolution(s) : A Mission to Get What I Want in 2012

Elle Macpherson's VPL is hot as hell. My boyfriend's affinity for 70s porn has totally revolutionized the way I look at women's fetishized bodies. Visible tan lines and hairy vaginas are now weapons of mass seduction. I might send him this link...

If you need a Tweet Beater-er Jezebel staff, hire me! That would both justify me adding way too many random celebs on Twitter and provide a needed service to this wonderful site.

Yikes that's spot on. I'm not one to criticize a baby child, but I'd be scared of her when she hits 10 years old.

Gracias! Now off to download The Very Brady Sequel...

Remember the Brady Bunch movie in the 90's when they go on the Hawaiian vacation, and when Carol is kidnapped by her ex-husband, and as he forces her to check into the hotel where they stow away she keeps muttering how she wants to be "gay" again, happy with Susie and Jan and Marsha, even Alice!

Reminiscent of Ginger Spice.

Thank you calling that out and forcing me to remember something truly frightening. Her backward roll was beyond insane and I didn't even watch the second performance. What's the deal Robyn?! I loved "Body Talk!" Who knew you had moves of a 5 year old with ants in her pants.

I would have been choking back screams and covering my face. He also looks like he's barely aged! That's KEANU! There's only one Keanu Reeves in the whole world!

God bless!!

Haters to the left. RuPaul is my personal hero. This family is my sick twisted fantasy where I can have a boy with a beaded rat tail and a husband who watches Drag Race with me.

I really love the idea of Joey Fatone blurting out his subconscious thoughts during bullshit entertainment interviews. Now that's entertainment!