It’s about future economic, environmental and medical costs related to overall days of work loss due to health issues, which then shortens lifespans. Takata’s issue can be isolated. VW’s cannot.

He’s that guy at the poker table who couldn’t stop smiling randomly the minute the draw gave him a good hand. Then eventually all his drunk friends made him mad where he spilled the beans and was like Boom baby, i’m badass. Then all his friends fold before betting and he looses.

Of all the cars you used to confer your argument, you chose a Maxima? Or Altima? Or whatever that Nissan is?

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

A drunk yinzer (redundant, I know) tried to fight another guy in a Steelers jersey...because the guy was from Boston.

I don’t think the car in the pic is a volvo...

Please, born and raised in the Burgh, and live here now - trust me when I tell you that you’re much more likely to see a skinny hipster in skinny jeans twisting his mustache and discussing the newest organic, free range beets than you are the fat, stereotypical yinzer (of which I am proudly one).

Meh. Well maybe not meh because it’s pretty good, but the Elmiraj is much much sexier.

Growing up and learning to drive in Pittsburgh definitely put some hair on my chest.

Their test mule cars slow down in the tunnels so they seem to fit right in.

That’s fucking beautiful.

Look, Tesla posts do get attention, that’s true. No reason not to write about them. But we’ve done PLENTY of critical Tesla stuff: http://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-te… and http://jalopnik.com/tesla-model-s-… and http://jalopnik.com/does-teslas-se… and http://jalopnik.com/5887265/tesla-… oh, and there’s more.