People need to stop with this shit. Other than the IOC, who are just trying to cover their own asses, I haven’t seen one single person give Lochte a free pass. He has gotten infinitely more shit than Gabby Douglas did.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/rosenbl…

He’s getting killed, where most media figures (rightly) rushed to Douglas’ aid. It’s hard to remember, but the whole world isn’t your TL.

“We understood their one-dimensional offense. We successfully gameplanned for it. If you want to celebrate them despite their terrible offensive performance, than do so, but we declare that we figured out their offense and effectively stopped it.”

Which they did, but then the defense scored three touchdowns and the…

Yes, it was jammed into his gaping maw each and every fucking waking day by Big Tobacco.

I knew somebody would understand my pain. Thanks buddy.

Vin Scully is a national treasure and I really hope he decides to accept the offer(s) to call the All-Star Game or a World Series game or inning or something in his last season, but him rambling tediously about random bullshit is not good and if someone else did it we would mock them a lot probably.

Have we reached peak shit posting on Deadspin with this trash article?

The Browns are hilarious and this is hilarious, but did you really just imply they should have cut Dwayne Bowe over Terrell Pryor? I get that it was dumb to sign Bowe in the first place but no one is gonna swallow $9 million to check out if Terrelle Pryor is gonna be a decent WR.

her perfectly proportioned body..