I dunno about all you “elegant women” but how can you resist listening to the opinions of a man who purposely grows a mustache like that?

my only reaction:

I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers with the heat of a thousand habaneros.

Nah, I didn’t watch the first one. I knew precisely what I wanted out of the experience and felt confident that the second one would deliver in spades. :)

Off topic, but have you ever seen a person suit the name Kody more than that asshole?

Rusty Jones.

If my surname was Lawn, I’d name my son Guy.

Personally, I’m a fan of Bernie’s ride.

Tangled is so, so good. Actually I want to watch it right now

Her response to the shitty comments especially is the best. She has a bright future!

This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.

I blame Portland for this

I love love love Aidan Quinn.

Go, brave taxi driver!

If this is any consolation, taxi drives also take out criminals. The Rapist / Murderer, in my home town was recognized by a taxi driver. She handled it real cool, and gave dispatch a coded message, so they Police would pull her over for a “ticket”. That “ticket” was sending Mr. Rapist to Jackson Maximum Security for…

*womp womp*

Racing Stripes never go on the roof because that is where your number goes when youre racing.

The best color. Also back for 2016.

Words, and a bit of vomit, seem to have left me.

"The issue of whether the slur was printed on the receipt is not in doubt — the restaurant fully acknowledges that it was."