She should just claim hormones.

Yes, I agree with that. A woman who is at a beach wearing a bikini is absolutely respecting herself. What else should she wear?

I think we need to approach a world where “respecting yourself” means dressing in the way that is appropriate to the situation, not to how much skin you’re showing. It’s one thing to show up to an interview in clothes that don’t represent you’re a professional, but if it’s hot and you’re walking around outside, your…

I’m going to play devil’s advocate on this one. I agree totally the school handled this incorrectly—some of the quotes above are super cringe-y (the “blame is on them”?? Good lord).

Absolutely! I also say we put curfews on men and boys. They shouldn’t be out after dark, only women and girls can be, otherwise they will face fines and jail time. Can you imagine what that would be like?

Agree. I am responsible for controlling my urge to drink mass quantities of wine, to watch my diet by not eating a gallon of ice cream for dinner, to not tell my boss to fuck off because and a million other things. So, if I can do all this, these little fuckers can learn too.  Damnit.

noooo, stop. that’s the new testament. that’s the part where jesus said some relatively sane shit about not being a dickbag. christians don’t like that part, they like the old one where they get to stone women for being whores and hate crime the gays.

This is my argument as well. If men can’t “control themselves”. Not only in terms of sexual harassment and abuse of women, but in terms of generalized violence (they commit 90% of violent crimes), then why should they be given power and control? They obviously can’t be trusted to conduct themselves properly.

If boys and men are that powerless to their urges, then they shouldn't be allowed in public, including school. After all, if a hemline puts them on a direct path to Satan, they're not going to learn anything in school anyway. Quarantine them until they stop sexualizing people.

Just curious, how much did it cost to get your GTI wrapped?

I wish they would make it practical to buy any color other than black & white. I spent weeks looking for the color ‘18 GTI that I wanted, and then any color at all (green, red, blue, anything with some hue), before eventually breaking down and buying white and putting a wrap on it. Even if they did have this lovely…

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I hit a rabbit at around 140 km/hr in my Saab and it left confetti all over the car do not recommend oh I hit it on Easter Sunday too

Originally they had intended to just put on two rabbits. But then things started to multiply.

Somebunny needs to make this happen.  I really hop they do.

You people keep getting the spelling wrong.

You know you’re in trouble when the best defense your attorney can come up with is “Scientology does it, too.”

Yeah I’m guessing that the decision is going to somehow hang on Scientology’s designation as a religion so that they can convict in this very high profile case without having to reexamine the precedent in the Scientology case

If you can blackmail and harass the IRS into recognizing you as a legit religion, the sky’s the limit on what you can get away with.

Outstanding stuff from Zack. Outstanding.