Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

This is some excellent Kinja.

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

That XJ has the coveted factory spare tire carrier. It’s unobtainium, and I need it.

Kevin - “This course sucks!”

The Driver was distracted by Kinja’s Infinite Scroll and the 450 clicks it takes to read the comments

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

I was expecting to see “what a save!”or “nice one!” spammed on the chat after a play like that.

“Wait...how does this work?”

Alright, that shit is fucking creepy. I get posting a link to a twitter account, or throwing up some silly pictures to drag on her, but this is straight-up stalker shit. Doesn’t set a great precedent.

I like that we’re sticking with the I6 theme. But you know what needs to come next david.

“These are neat!”

“I can’t tell you how sorry he is … He hit a woman. That’s not what he does.”

First impression: Overall the car isn’t bad, those chrome wheel arches appear to be the worst part and are easily removed.
Second impression: Whoa, that hood is the worst part about this car. I wouldn’t want to drive around with it but it’d be funny to hang on a wall.
Third impression: Ugh, too much blue loom on the…

I’ve met dozens of this motherfucker before. The bluster is all they have. To quote Mr.-Z, “You know the type, loud as a motorbike, but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight.”

To my grays.... haha. Whoosh!

As a black male teacher, this disgusts me. I am PERSONALLY charged with the health and safety of my students, first and foremost. To see these young men, especially our children who have special needs, abused and violated makes me angry. It also steels my resolve in choosing my career path knowing that I am doing the…

“Great kid. Awesome parents. He was not a thug,” Chris Cano, whose son played football with Jordan told WFAA. “This shouldn’t have happened to him. The kid was well-loved.”

Jordan, rest in peace.

Maybe that picture of Jordan will be age appropriate enough for the asshole from the other article to generate some fucking sympathy for a murdered child now.