I hope you don’t get an endless parade of “what does this have to do with cars” comments, because this is the kind of quality longform journalism which I love to see on Jalopnik. Thanks, Ryan.

tried to argue some of the children were so young they likely wouldn’t remember being molested.

The only issue with your statement is that Africa has 1.216 Billion people in 47 countries. Its not a monolithic thing. Its not all famine, poor people and kleptocracy. All anyone is asking for is some nuance and consideration for all African countries and not just see it as AFRICA.

That aid would just get stolen by the flavor of the week junta. Tomorrow’s? Probably.

We’d be better off opening the swiss bank accounts ourselves and just depositing the money directly.

I DON’T NEED TO READ ANYTHING IT’S AN EAGLE.

Aledda, who is a member of the department’s SWAT team,

“Get Freddy Douglass on the phone and see what he knows about this...”

“Slave cabin? Um, I think you mean On-Premise Worker Habitat.”

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Wow Ford’s put that drift button on more than the RS I guess.

There is nothing in the world I’m more certain of than I am that Barry Bonds has the wrist and core strength to square up a 90+ mph fastball right now.

Love it. LOVE it.

This is such a nerdy article, going into such ridiculous levels of detail. I absolutely love it. More like this, please :)

I figured I wouldn’t get it since it was a night post. That said, I think anything that occurs after COTD is announced should be eligible for the next one.

I’m here to demand justice for D.B. Pooper!

right there with you both... edds bits were the part of the show worth watching...

I wouldn’t even say that Mike is that Over the top. He is AMAZINGLY cheerful, but not to optimum twat-waffle levels like some other reality shows. I also liked that Wheeler Dealers was free of a lot of bullshit. No stupid fucking pranks on co-workers or workplace drama I couldn’t give less of a damn about. The…

Edd and the workshop were the heart and soul of the show. The Mike bits and what not were just filler. Frustrating that Velocity chose filler over actual substance. This was one of the more informative and technical car shows out there. Sad to see it go.

Goddammit.