In addition to pirates-ecu’s answer, there’s the matter of why there are two clutch paddles. There is an excellent question/answer on Quora on this topic:

“Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead”

Instead of saying something negative about these asshole adults, I’ll instead focus on those kids.

God damnit white people. Being white for 43 years I can say I’m still amazed at how many other white people will use slurs and hate speech in conversation just assuming you think like they do. These are children.

This piece speaks for itself. No lengthy comment from me today. Thanks, Michael and The Root.

Real ones.

I’ve had dogs and cats as pets all of my life, but never had the need to teach them not to bite. They just don’t. Perhaps the people ramming their fists into their mouths are doing something else wrong.

That was my favorite part, such a well thought out argument that there was no comeback

Clearly one of the tires was slightly under-inflated.

Hot Fuzz is also my favorite Wright movie. You’re not alone.

Hot Fuzz is underappreciated by whom? It’s amazing from beginning to end. And any movie that has a former James Bond getting hit head impaled on a miniature clock tower is clearly a masterpiece.

At the end of the game, Jim yelled out “Who’s got it better than us?” and in unison, the family screamed “Nobody!” and then everybody went inside and had pancakes and fucked. The Aristocrats!!

The team’s reaction is pretty priceless, too:

Feel free to contact me when you’ve done anything impressive.

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

Fitting that this was recorded in portrait mode.

That guy is extremely talented with a chainsaw.

Not only the whole “lets just destroy it to destroy it” but also “hey lets dump an entire cooling system worth of anti-freeze out randomly into the ground in the woods, and then while we are at it cut down two perfectly good trees to drop onto the truck”

Look at that Gator just fucking strutting along like, “Check this out, assholes. This is my fish. You got a fish like this? Didn’t fucking think so.”

While it needed to be published and I wish it could go out around the world...