Wouldn’t it be great if someone stood up when the Sergeant at Arms announced the President and busted out the “You Lie!” line?

Bought a copy of Mr. Dyson’s Book.

Do me a favor and leave those comments in the greys. You know the ones I am talking about.

Savage!

Wasn’t a sexual case?

“Which team just scored?”

I think Rodman’s stat is from hitting on the players, 50% tell him to fuck off to get rid of him, the other 50% tell them they are lesbian to get rid of him.

He does make a good point: it sure is awfully convenient that it takes 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, and a year to orbit the Sun.

In case anyone was wondering about the Spanish being spoken, he’s saying:

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

All joking and clever Tweets aside... how the fuck can anyone- with a straight face- say the San Bernardino attack wasn’t covered by the media? It was literally the lead story every day for about two weeks... and then was a story AGAIN with Apple’s refusal to unlock a fucking phone. DONALD TRUMP HAD STRONG OPINIONS OF…

Does it come with a Digital Tire Gauge?

Picture for those who want to see it:

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

I’mma get you out of the greys to allow you to stew in your own obliviousness more publicly.

Jeep Cherokee of course! next question

We can also agree that marching across the court to scream at a player in front of an entire arena, rather than waiting until everyone is back inside the locker room to do it, is not the greatest coaching technique.

Wow. The guy that almost gets it on the scooter doesn’t even bother looking back over his shoulder at the van. I’m guessing this is relatively common driving there.