A good person who doesn’t want to turn into a raging bitch because her car was dented by a shopping cart.

....or he just confused the word sponsor with the word vendor.

It’s as if a middle schooler were attempting to write an article for the New Yorker about a man whose never seen the ocean attempt to review a boat.

Not unless you want a review of a great car by someon who doesn’t give a shit about cars. I could see this guy reviewing a Toyota Avalon, which would be helpful because then I could tell my 73 year old mother who doesn’t give shit about cars whether she would like it. But I would never recommend a car like this to…

“I don’t own or even like cars, but this car has seats and a steering wheel just like the 1973 Beetle my mom had when I was a kid. It’s fancier and faster, though, and I think that’s stupid.”

You don’t need to read; you already contributed your unique page view.

I want to judge you because your comment is kinda pretentious too.. but no you didn’t miss much.

Didn’t read due to pretentious title, did I miss anything?

I gave up after 5 paragraphs or so and started skimming, then I gave up on that too. Amen

Tom,

Is there a TL/DR for this?

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?