For paying an extra $5 of allowance money, I let my kids choose their seats in the van (third row only, 28" seat pitch). And if they got a good progress report, I’ll even let them bring an extra carryon bag with guaranteed space (on the roof rack, that is).

That’s black, y’all.

Because shut up, Kyle.

that particular wiper assembly is incredibly expensive and involved to replace and to install - i assume that when it went bad, it was simpler and more cost-effective to just replace the vehicle around it.

1) Gas prices were 50% higher in 2008. This is typical spring price movement, I’d hardly call it the stratosphere.

No one died or was injured in the Louisiana churches that burned down, I would still consider those fires a tragedy.

I appreciate pointing out the hypocrisy at play here, but this is a flavor of hot take I’m really fucking tired of. Can a tragedy just be a tragedy? Do we always have to justify our emotional responses to stuff like this by comparing it to other tragedies or excuse it by giving some explicit personal or familial…

The issue I have with some cyclist isn’t that their breaking of the rules of the road is a travesty while cars drivers breaking the rules are ok.  It’s that when cyclists break the rules they are expecting the person in the 4000 lb vehicle to react and stop faster than they can and putting the responsibility of safety…

I hate to be that guy, but what were these drivers doing before Uber and Lyft? Sure, some were cab drivers, but most were doing something else.

This article could have been titled:

I’ve read this twice and I’m still not entirely sure what the point of this rant is. That people prefer comfort food over new stuff? Well, sure. That’s been the case since TV began. (And I’ll always have a Law & Order on when I’m doing chores.) Netflix wants people to stay home and watch Netflix? Well, duh. It’s hard…

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

This, however, is completely acceptable when it’s Marisa Tomei ...

Ive lived my 30+ year life in a state with 4 months of snow. I have NEVER met a person in my bbn life running summer tires here. I dont think they’re stocked at the tire shops. Pretty sure any reputable shop would warn you outright not to buy summer tires.

Now with 100% more Benny Hill

Honestly, with all the scandals and such and how things have been called.

Once the program was successfully uploaded, ... could alter the vehicle’s RPM shift points, gear ratios, wheel size...

Likely too embarrassed to admit that she blew herself up... Probably the dumbest thing one could do to themselves.

“told them it was in the back of the car and she wasn’t smoking at the time...”