I’m glad that the NBA is solidifying the message I’m teaching my children. Their future is entirely dependent on the results of the lottery.

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

Take your star and go

Your high school didn’t have dirt?

“Let’s cut Ball off there”

Right, Jimmy Kimmel cooked this up for the final award of the night, the one for which dozens of people come onstage to accept the award. You are a fucking moron.

I’m really sorry Trump is completely incompetent, but mollycoddling him won’t change that.

Instead of just snowflaking about “bias,” you should state your disagreement with the article. If there’s something in there you take issue with, then dispute it.

It’s bias as of 1/20/2017. Prior to that it wasn’t biased to criticize the man in charge.

I hope that Disney eventually breaks out of the Skywalker mold, but I don’t think they will in this case. They’ve already said that the “Episode” movies (I-IX) are the story of the Skywalkers.

the biggest worry is that we would get our ass kicked again in another worthless and pointless war. WW2 in the pacific is the last war we “won” (USSR won the european theatre, we were mop up duty) and war is stupid, expensive, and pointless.

No, Happy Gilmore sucked just as much as everything else he does. You were probably just too young to realize it (and now watch it with nostalgia glasses).

A lot of this is covered in great detail in Guns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies, By Jared Diamond. It’s a great book, and he goes into this in many areas. Crucially, the large east-west distribution of domesticated animals meant that Northern Hemisphere folks got immunity to various diseases that…

The Agony of Da Feet.

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

It’s not that he doesn’t love football now. He just chose to play later rather than sooner.

Stupid memory foam.

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