Dr. Buzzkill.

Garnishment is a better word than condiment. Thank you.

Texan here. Pickles and onions are garnishment that enrich the barbecue experience; they are not a side dish. Side dishes cost something and any barbecue joint that doesn’t provide pickles and onions as a courtesy can GTFO!

They were standing up for their players.

Well, he should looove coming to Oakland then.

He’s the worst part of that video. Not just his weird face, but his shitty voice.

for some reason the fact that his family is worth a billion dollars and the best school he could get into was SUNY New Paltz kills me

Looking forward to the next album, on which Phil Jackson plays the triangle.

I came here to question whether he was richer than Paul McCartney, so thanks for addressing that right off the bat.

For those of us who struggled to understand what someone’s voice having “soul” meant, ole JD solved that for us. Clearly a man who was taught to sing but has never faced a real challenge in his life.

This was way nicer than i thought it would be.

This...feels like something I would read on The Onion.

What a sad group of otherwise talented musicians turning their back on creativity and art for the sake of an easy check from a clueless plutocrat!

I hope I can catch these guys on this tour- they’re playing Madison Square Garden, the Beacon Theater, Radio City Music Hall, and the Los Angeles Forum.

My parents never bought me anything musical for either Christmas or my birthday in my entire life.

Russell Crowe has aged poorly /tl;dr

I kept scrolling through, waiting for a punchline that never came, unless you consider the entire piece a punchline, which I intend to do.

Holy shit...

Can we see his scouting report on Loul Deng?

For balance, here is Robert Plant's scouting report on Carmelo Anthony: