Dogs are just like people that way, they all have buttons that can be pushed. Our dog when I was a kid was as meek as they come, backed down from anything, especially the two little rat dogs that lived a few houses down, who would chase her off the sidewalk every time she passed their house. And then one day they got…

Here is is from a different angle.

What is it with small dogs!?!? Our block is absolutely filled with dogs, almost all big breeds like Labs, Pits, Huskies, German Shepards, and my own sweet 67 lb Sammy/Staffie mix. They all live in perpetual, mortal terror of Bella, the Teacup Yorkie 2 houses down. She wears pink sundresses, just to make it even more…

The valedictorian revealed to D Magazine that school officials had suggested withholding her diploma, but the threats never materialized.

It’s amazing what a surge of adrenaline can do for you. I was commuting home by bike one day when a massive pit bull rolled up on me. I only knew it was coming because I heard its collar tinkling as it took chase. I was already doing probably ~15mph and it was closing the gap effortlessly. The fact that it wasn’t…

Yup, those awful yippy dogs almost got her killed, talking shit to a mama bear. At least the bigger dog took its licks, realized it was out of its depth and noped the hell out of there.

Im glad I don't have one of those tiny dogs that thinks it can fight God, instead I have a pit bull mix that is afraid of EVERYTHING and probably wouldn't go outside for a week if she even smelled a bear.

Team momma bear and team dog momma both did their jobs without anyone getting hurt.

Years ago on Letterman he had a woman on who had been jogging on a trail in Yellowstone and had startled a young adult bear as he came out of the woods. She escaped harm by grabbing her water bottle with the squirt cap top and spraying water into his face. He turned and ran. I can’t remember if he tried to bite her…

I think really successful women tend to hook up with this type of guy because said guy doesn’t feel challenged in his manhood when she makes lots of money or has a big career. Too many Manly Men types absolutely cannot handle that.

Chip Gaines is the following tweet come to life:

Very occasionally there can be public displays of fun that bystanders can enjoy, but CONTEXT. IS. EVERYTHING. Once a few years ago, I went to a friend’s birthday dinner at a very celebration themed restaurant. Birthdays, anniversaries, you name it, at least six celebrations were going on at any one time. It also was du…

I would kill for someone to throw me a party, even a low-key one. My mom was fantastic at celebrating my sister and me and after trying to adopt for years, I became a mother and my mom died three months before Mother’s Day. My narcissistic MIL pranced around being the new grandmother and shut me out of the entire day.…

All of these panicked headlines and government officials are simply in denial of the fact that there is no objective reason to have a child. They are stressful, expensive, and as others have pointed out there’s a good chance that they will not do much to take care of you when you’re older, so even that incredibly selfi…

The good sis grossed 50+ million last year. She is paid up and unbothered. Her genius is in how she is pre-shaming the tennis officials into donating the fine to mental health charities. She is playing chess, while they are playing tic-tac-toe. 

On Tuesday, I’m taking Duckling and Mama Duck on vacation. I know I’ve said it here that this will be Mom’s first vacation in 20 years. I’ve told people, and they are STUNNED. My cousins want pictures and videos as proof. One of her bosses kinda forgot because she hasn’t taken time off in recent memory. It’s a joke,…

This was a nuts week for sure. You know when you feel a UTI coming at you hard, you decide you can treat it holistically, and one day wake up in such pain and nausea that someone practically has to carry you to the doctor’s office? And the doctor tells you that because you waited, you basically broke your kidneys and…

Nothing can protect you from asshole passengers. Literally hell is other people. I am incredibly laid back so I rarely escalate things but I have had to break up a fight on a plane, subdue a drunk on a plane, intervene in a racist rant on a plane and occasionally, hold the hand of a terrified co passenger to keep them…

Yeah, I saw that the perpetrator was going with the “self-defense” argument. Problem is, now that the video is out, it doesn’t really back up her claims.