Yeah. And I forgot to add that aside from the drag itself slowing down the plane, you’re supposed to fly slowly so people can read the banner. The whole thing is a cluster of Do-Not-Do’s when you’re flying. 

This is far from the first time a gender reveal party has ended in tragedy, and at this point one has to think that the risk of injury or fatality for those attending them is quite high.

I don’t know that I’d call it a tradition.  It’s too new to be a tradition.  And if we stop now, we can all forget about it in a year or so.  Except for those people whose loved ones were killed, of course, or those who lost everything in massive fires caused by whatever rampant idiocy used something that could cause…

I have so many question on this weirdass american tradition, but I’ll focus on one:

I entirely understand why those parties are thrown. dumb selfish people just love to be the center of attention, but why do guests keep going ?
Just, like, don’t ?
How fun can it be ? you have a very emotionally unstable couple that can’t…

Also Britney has only ever had one speeding ticket and she hasn't crashed a car. Most Americans could not say the same thing.

Right. I think it’s generally irresponsible for the media and #FreeBritney loons to speculate on her needs, and it very well may be the case that she can’t manage certain parts of her life, but as you’re saying there’s absolutely no way to tell with how, I dunno, “noisy” her dad has made the situation. The exact word…

I’m going through something similar. My brother, the favorite, has inserted himself into my parent’s very complex estate. He has convinced them that he’ll do everything a lawyer and/or estate planner does for free because he knows they’re cheap. He takes an active role in their estate planning even going with them to…

There’s another clip of him on the Graham Norton show, probably from the same day as the Amy Adams clip, where everyone’s having a jovial time about Cavill’s nickname as a kid, “Fat Cavill,” and then there’s Russell Crowe telling a story about meeting him when he was student—it’s actually a sweet story—and maybe I’m…

I know that it’s easy to say he’s good looking, he gets paid quite well to be impossibly muscular, and what straight man wouldn’t enjoy that kind of attention from women, so what does he have to complain about. But I’ve read multiple interviews with him where his feelings about his body and the unhealthy things he…

Dump’s secret is his particular brand of lunacy; he really, truly, deeply believes that he never, ever does anything wrong. Thus, he can be completely sincere when he insists that up is down, black is white, his wall is big and beautiful and he is rich and loved.

I think he likes Underage, period.

You bet I believe this, because not only do I believe that Gaetz is into non-legal partners, I SUPER DUPER believe that any sentient being would have to be paid not only to travel with/bone him, but even sit on a park bench next to that walking cadaver. 

I think he would have sex with anything if it stood still long enough.

There is always a tweet.

What we have here is a classic example of people not realizing that acting like Trump to avoid liability for criminal activity only works for a very few amount of charismatic and/or sociopathic people like Roy Cohn and Trump. Gaetz does not have what it takes to pull it off — and he will go down in flames.

Remember the good ol’ days when Republicans just cruised men’s room? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

I thought he liked boys?

So this fucker went on Tucker today and even Tucker called BS on his story — well as best that he could. When you lose Tucker Carlson you done  fucked up and are no doubt a horrible child rapist. 

According to three people briefed on the matter, the scrutiny of Gaetz’s conduct is part of a larger investigation into his political ally, local Florida official Joel Greenberg. Greenberg was indicted last summer on charges which included both the sex trafficking of a child, as well as financially supporting a…

Gatez was the only no-vote against a trafficking bill from 2017. It passed unanimously in the senate.