Amy Schumer is EVERYTHING!

i don't spend ten full minutes in the shower...

HAHA this is amazing!

That, and it's also unethical to fire someone because they're accused of a crime.

there's no article on men dressing appropriately in the courtroom because male lawyers almost NEVER dress inappropriately. They essentially wear a uniform every day. You should too.

i'm sorry that one guy doesnt like pant suits. most men do not care.

You're an idiot.

women are judged on their appearance by other women.

it's not about hijacking a conversation. i'm fully willing to admit that women get the shit end of the stick 99.9999999999999999999% of the time. But workplace attire is not one of those instances.

people who are moderate-to-liberal find the views espoused on jezebel laughable, and psychotic.

But you have the option of dressing like a man. Wear a suit and loafers if you want. It works.

Not MRA. But in regard to certain topics women are ridiculous and it's physically impossible for men to take them seriously. One instance is when you complain about whether the toilet seat is up or down. Another is when you complain about workplace attire. You sound like stupid silly bitches, and any man who…

A lot of women get it wrong. If we needed to tell men not to show up to a law firm in shorts, or sandals (which is what an open-toed shoe is) or a shirt unbuttoned to show off their chest, etc. I'm sure there would be an article about that.

men's "nice" clothing is as expensive as women's.

those aren't 3 rules, those are 3 options. The list of what is inappropriate contains all items of clothing not listed, i.e. it is nearly infinite.

keep on being a dumbgirl. he wouldn't have a written a how-to if women (in sharp contrast to men) weren't habitually getting it wrong.

no, but if you bare your arms or your legs or your chest or your back you will be called a buffoon.

You're wrong. Women can get away with wearing shorter things when it's hot. Men never can. You will never see a male professional's arms or legs.

no they don't. if they decide they have additional priorities other than "i need to look appropriate for this job" then they do. Like if they decide "i also want to look sexy" or "i also want to look trendy" then yes. but they do have the option of, like a man, simply choosing appropriate attire and moving on.

Those aren't three rules, those are three options. Women have VASTLY more options for work attire than men. Which is why a law firm is full of men who are dressed virtually identically to one another.