boomerthesooner
iwasliberaluntilimetjezebel
boomerthesooner

wrong! joan rivers is the number one mammal. above puppies and kittens and darling children.

OITNB is a terrible show.

please don't hesitate to call!

you can call this number: 1-800-273-8255

do not kill yourself. if you tell me what general area you live in i'll help you find someone to talk to about it.

i don't really think people should breastfeed in public. sorry! i understand that it's natural, but so is taking a dump, masturbating, etc etc. in fact, exactly zero bodily functions are appropriate in public.

there are definite pros, but most people nowadays aren't in a position financially to raise a baby in their mid-twenties, especially if you live in a big city.

my mom recovered quickly from her pregnancies, lost the extra weight quickly, etc. i think you need longer recovery times if you have a c-section, but my mom had all of us vaginally.

i have siblings one year older and one year younger. my mother will talk your ear off about how much better this was, especially because if you have 3 kids spaced farther apart you'll be changing diapers for an entire decade.

no! the closer in age the better.

Only children are terrible human beings.

I love how women's response to a problem is always a gossip/smear campaign rather than, you know, actually pressing charges or being in any way direct or above-board.

The average American female is a fat-ass. As is the average male.

this is extra grody

it's true, the middle ages was a period in which people lost a lot of technology, including the recipe for concrete.

Dear Jezebel,

it's not focusing on her genitals. it's focusing on her sex, which is attached to the two X chromosomes in every cell of her body

it's a million times more self-righteous to think your sex is a "feeling" and expect the other 7 billion earthlings to play pretendsies with you.

This picture is in the driveway of Princess Diana's childhood home, Althorp, where her family has lived for 500 years. Her brother is the current earl.

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