don't be retarded. if you get raped at Walgreens do you expect them to A) have a rape policy or B) call the cops. The answer is B) and that is true on every square inch of this planet.

genius! i was trying to make it in a friend's kitchen and she only had plastic mixing bowls. grrrr...

real whipped cream is better, and one of the easiest things on the planet to make

I'm struggling for words to describe how much I adore Amy Schumer.

typing the A is rude

quit complaining about how colleges handle rape.

newsflash, your dad's an even bigger f*ggot than i am

they're probably not down with fatties either

i don't even know who this is

GRACE CODDINGTON CAN DO NO WRONG!

god bless you.

it's OF COURSE bananas. i'm fairly blown away that no one else got this immediately.

Let he who hasn't used an Instagram filter cast the first stone.

That's real-talk about loofahs being full of germs. They should be avoided at all costs, just like sponges.

my allowance was $5 a week. at some point i felt embarrassed to ask for it so i got a job.

Newsflash: weddings ARE all about the bride. i'm sorry reality isn't feminist enough for you.

you're also not a narcissist. congrats and thank you.

i love this so hard

um, i think they spent much of their time tending to children

It's not really reasonable to pit men against women in contests that have to do with physical strength/ability.