"I'm sorry Alex - Trebek is such a fruit"

The Chase bank account that said it had $72 million in it is the best part of this whole thing. I mean, the rest of it is preposterous and unlikely, but that doesn't even make sense!

As a Stuy alum, I can tell you this kid is definitely a goober in a school full of them. That said, I have a bit of an issue with your whole, "Teens are supposed to dream of making careers doing something frivolous and unattainable, not soul-sucking and practical" point While I share your disdain for aspiring,…

the struggle is real for dan gilbert too

I think Doug is making the point, that Kobe didn't care about this until other NBA players have. He's never made a political statement before. But Rose, Lebron and other players wear the shirt. Kobe whose career is on its deathbed and on a team with no playoff potential needed to wear the shirt to bring spotlight back…

The rest of the Lakers continued to wear the shirts for the duration of the game and scored a combined 4 points on 6 shots.

Am I the only one who's bothered by the Comic Sans on these shirts?

For anyone who hasn't seen boxing live, I suggest you do if you're a fan. (And I honestly hardly follow the sport anymore) The speed at which punches are thrown is just not done justice on television. It's equateable to sitting behind home plate for the first time and going "ohhh... That's what a 98 mph fastball…

CENTENO PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE MADE HIM PUNCH HIMSELF IN THE BALLS. THAT IS THE ULTIMATE PUNCH.

Gruden is currently watching game tape of himself with Manziel's dick in his ass.

If this is how Manziel bounces back from a pregame fistfight, just wait until he becomes an alleged accessory to homicide.

"The NFL said they wanted to talk before handing out any discipline and I told them that IS NOT how I do things."

I can't believe peterson is complaining about the suspension, I would have thought one thing he could appreciate was discipline.

He's trying to switch things up.

"What if I told you a soulless daywalking ginger took down one of the most despicable soulless humans to ever walk the planet...."

I dunno, that reddish hair makes me think he could have been turned by Osama. Check his garage for a Quran.

'so they tell me you killed that camel jockey' - Dan Snyder

I'm not surprised he's a Redskins fan, since he took out a 6-2 Giant and showed up a 5-9 Cowboy in the process.

I know, right? Why can't we get back to talking about America's real heroes like the Kardashian's?