Hmm…Moon would seem to be the best, and that's just his voice. The Shipping News, Superman Returns, The Men Who Stare At Goats, Horrible Bosses are all maybes, but probably no one would have them all on the same list. So yeah, maaaybe three or four.

"Miles Iz Ded" off Afghan Whigs' Congregation should be on this list, thankyougoodbye.

I, uh, totally have a story about doing my Eric Bachmann impression for Eric Bachmann in a bar in Athens, GA.

I know him, and he does.

Like my sexiest dreams?

I'm confused. You seem to have just typed "I'm not a Republican. I am a Republican." at the end there.

Andrew Garfield's head digitally pasted on Tobey Maguire's body.

Another Friends quote makes its way into my conversations frequently: "You could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful."

And somehow it's still boring.

I'm pretty sure that if someone invited me to get in a van with them "for their pleasure," I would very much not do that thing.

So, you'd only RAW dog them, is what you're saying.

"Minnie Driver in her prime."

Are there other kinds of lapdances?

I thought it was Billy Ocean's big hit.

Quite a few of my dreams begin with that premise, yes.

"A.A. Dowd suggested I attend wearing 11 different shirts, emblazoned
with the image of each titular superhero, and changing them between
every film."