Hi Barry. first time, long time. As a Penis fan, I can't understand all the Sydney crosby h8. Is it because his head gets smacked around so much? I mean, its not like he had a stroke. Maybe he just needs some cushion for when he's pushing hard to the hole? What I'm saying is syndey crosby is a penis and I hate the…

Wow, this is some of the most authentic writing I've ever read. No puffing-up, no name drops — this is an amazing piece of work that provides incredible insight into the world of boxing (and dare I say the whole world as well?).

What is it about Ashley Wagner? I keep staring at her like one of those god damn Deadspin bear videos. Don't get me wrong, she's not bad looking, but she's certainly not Scarlett Johannson hot. She looks more like a sexy Applebees waitress. Yet I'm hooked. Maybe she can get me some of them boneless chickens.

Caity Weaver for guest host!

She's in the attic!!!

If you live in Florida, that might not be a video.

Yeah well? YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW FAR YOU CAN PUNT A FOOTBALL.

I'm with Esposito here- Tampa Bay would be pretty goddamned stupid to trade St. Louis for Callahan straight up. If he gets traded at all, it'll be to the other side of the Hudson when Lou Lamariello uses his wizard powers to move one of the Devils' surplus defensemen and something else to sweeten the deal.

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Or just say "fuck the draft" and let players sign as free agents out of college. There is still a salary cap in place. You are free to decide how much you want to believe in a 19 year old kid who may be the next great thing, or could be a colossal bust. The player has other teams to use for leverage, and teams don't…

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I'm a Devils fan and this is so satisfying. The fact that he actually suits up and plays over actual hockey players that can actually play hockey is astoundingly dumb.

Pictured: Commodore, 64

He didn't move.

Please turn off your computer and walk into the ocean until you are taken away by crushing darkness.

"Don't quit. Don't even quit." - Winston Churchill

Yeah, that's the thing about Penn Station... it's navigable, as evidenced by the 100,000+ people who cycle through it each day. But I could start at Vanderbilt and 42nd, and draw the entirety of GCT with pretty good accuracy and spatial orientation (the S-train entrance is here, the rest of the subway is here and…