I can’t believe that I even read this article. I’m going to put an early Bob Dylan album on my turntable and pretend that the Kardashians are just a really bad acid trip, and won’t be a part of reality tomorrow.

I guess he’s just an excitable boy as Warren Zevon would say.

I need for somebody to explain the trailer that was mentioned. Was the horse pulling some kind of a travel trailer? We’re these ladies both riding on the horse? I’m confused.