We can make a spreadsheet pokemon...

Choosing Aeris just asking to be stabbed in the back

I thought it was a stupid, contrived trailer. I don't believe games should be presented like they're some kind of oddball Indie film. Move along if you don’t agree with me.

Why do you think she is so thin? All that overtime leaves her no time to eat.

Crunch-time Barbie...comes with a coffeepot with a straw in it and a stack of chinese takeout boxes.

But can Barbie tighten up the graphics on level 3?

Game Developer, career of the year? laugh. I hope you like overtime crunch and lay offs, Barbie!

Ahh but you forget how thick the general movie going public can be. “Wait wait Alien is about sexual assault? Nah bruh you’re just reading too much into it. It’s just a movie!!”

Wait, the fact they were lepers and discriminated against elsewhere was an urban legend? I thought that was a super obvious part of the story.

So make the official mascot a Spreadsheet.

This article wasn't funny though.

Took this a bit too seriously havn't you?

You are not the target audience. Pikachu is designed to appeal to young children. Get the fuck over it.