or as dumb kids who never get out of the house would yell"fake"

@lobstr: hahaha, totally agree. I remember about 3 or 4 years ago when the wrestling boss mcmahon or whatever his name is staged his "death" in a limo explosion which was pretty obvious (with a hundred cameras staged in a otherwsie empty loading bay/parking lot for no reason), and all the wwe geeks believed it and…

I think this one is the best - wire the brakes to the horn so that everytime the brakes are pressed, the car honks.

I know its not a performance CAR. but any new full size trucks with monster tires, 5 foot lift, and custom chrome grille and fender trim. Usually sparkling clean (having never been off road of course), with a loud ass exhaust, driving like a jackass in the suburbs or city. Add bonus points for truck nutz hanging off…

@heltoupee: yes correct!

Try $5k and that's being generous.

Try $5k and that's being generous.

@Msterbee: +1

NP but like some have said, maintenance costs can be scary. This aint no Corolla when it comes to maintenance, even if it inhabits the same price range. But for this price it's a nice alternative to a used MB C class or BMW 3 series. Now having said that, there are 5 Phaetons on eBay right now all within this…

Testarossa - sounds fast, it's Italian, and its synoymous with outrageous 80s supercars. No worthy Jalopnik will be confused as to what it is, yet only few know its meaning.

@One77MPHourly: Impreza also means party in Polish

I grew up on Rad Racer when I got my NES in the late 80s.

@branchan: Only cartoons and suspense movies

@cruud: +1

@zeppelindan: YES!

An early VW Eurovan camper, with the 100hp 5 cylinder motor, automatic transmission, and the top popped up for that extra drag.

@philaDLJ: That can be converted too at the factory. So can the Ford airbag steering wheels in old Virages.

All caps, lots of TORK, "use to be new", "dayley driver', random answers to buyers' questions, and 0 visibility. What's not to like? You can take it and have a drag race with a Chrysler Turbine car. NP for the fact that it's such an oddball.

@iancoleTX: Or the part "USE TO BE NEW"

It's been attempted before^