Big deal. I call the shots that make me unconscious every night at the bar.

“Wow, it would be so easy for him to just stay out of the whole thing..”

Anyone who would make muscle cars harder to buy hates America and everything it stands for

Also, to toot my own cams (which I no longer actually own)

The lopey idle which you seek can be found here

In truth, the story is much more profound than what’s been reported. All her life, Simona has collected Hummel figurines. You know what they are - they’re the creepy little ceramic figures that are sold at curio shops and other places. Anyway, about 9 months ago, someone broke into her Constanța, Romania home and…

I’ve lived my whole life in souteast Michigan. I’m excited about this, but the gentrification comments are going to come in waves now. Here’s the issue I have with that. Is Detroit not allowed to have nice things? Does it have to stay shitty to keep the poors happy? I get it. I’m an advocate of the poor, but not at…

There are, quite literally, many crack pipes included in this purchase.

Universal access to mental health care? Don’t be silly...we just need to hire a trained officer with a car of their own to prevent these senseless acts from occurring. In fact, if everyone was allowed cars on this baseball field this could have been prevented.

“He rubbed my shoulders.”

*Frantically looks outside to see if my 2014 Ram pickup is still in the driveway*

i wonder if he’s ever played it for two weeks straight...

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Anyone rooting for Vegas over Winnipeg has no hockey soul. Unless you’re from Vegas.

Can he take Manning, AMac, Lehtera, and Dale f’ing Weise with him?

it’s a dog eat dog world in korea

While some Unions are OK and do right by the employee and employer, I worked with and then supervised some of the most hostile and petulant group of people I’ve ever had the displeasure to meet. Brand new employee, made $21 an hour and paid $50 a month for Union dues. Free healthcare for them and their family, pension…

Let me tell you a tale of predatory corporate ownership and media consolidation...

Except the whole Toyota thing was bullshit.

And her coaches had her stop using the ball toss machines around the same time, in fitting with her plan of eliminating Jugs.