Upvoted in the name of nerds everywhere.

I challenge the anthropologists of the future to make sense of this one. "It appears the society began to fall apart when the corporations began to argue with what appears to be a meal of bread and noxious gas. Further research is needed regarding how the noxious gas was retained between the slices of bread."

He is a great Head of Statler.

Tried fresh fish. Live near ocean. Still tastes fishy. Might just be that I don't like fish.

This is my favorite type of response from folks when you tell them you hate the way fish taste: Cook it differently and it has a different texture!
It completely misses the point that is isn't about texture. It is about the fact that it still tastes like FISH!

I think Johnson needs to provide some twitter lessons to our president on how to fix mistakes on twitter……. but…. yeah, the more I think about it, that would probably be like trying to teach a cat algebra.

Talk about Drinking the Kool-Aid!

Incendies is absolutely worth watching as well. Better than Prisoners and Enemy, but not Sicario and Arrival.

Tears on a Motha-F*ckin Plane!!!!!!

Vocally express your amusement, hairy sphere!

Never tell me the odds…. that this won't impact the final product….

Do you think he did the Rodney Dangerfield tie tug thing after saying it? I bet he did the tie tug thing. Oh, billionaires kill me!

Is that a meme meaning it is mean to mean you misunderstand a mean meme?

Is it weird that a Dinosaur has a better grasp of twitter than our president?

Mario: Hey Yohsi, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Yoshi: No. Have you?
[High fives Princess Peach.]

We've got Mario down. Repeat, Mario down!

Tell that to our President… sigh….

Multi-faceted asshole is mine! Battle of the Bands!

I gotta say this is starting to look like the guy is a psycho and trying to hide is obsession behind outrage at texting during a movie.

And we never talk about Tiffany's box.
Ever.