“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

I guess Cooks has the same agent as Goff and Kupp. That plus he’s a Stockton guy must mean they feel very good about his chances for extension. He’s not someone who is talked about often but 1000+ yards 3 straight seasons is pretty damn consistent. Hoping these guys all mesh in LA

He’s not even the best living Republican political nickname giver! That’s George W. Bush, who actually called Karl Rove “Turd Blossom” to his face and who has a whole Wikipedia page full of gems, literally all of which you can imagine Will Ferrell-as-frat-boy-Randy-Graves saying.

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger.

Yes, but the baseball Jordan version.

So, when does the Oafish Orange announce his plan? You know, rules of engagement, limits to the authority of the armed forces, guidelines on how the military will treat civilian non-combatants. Where will they be housed? How will they be supplied? How will this be payed for? What happens if the armed forces are…

Does this asshole work for Putin?

Sure, divert all our military power to guarding the border with Mexico. Leaving the border with Canada wide open for those jackbooted, maple syrup loving, thugs to come over and pillage our cities and rape and murder Americans in mass numbers as their long awaited revenge for Wayne Gretzky leaving Edmonton for Los…

And yet people with dogs don’t get sick any more often than anyone else. Also, despite not licking our asses, the human mouth contains far more harmful bacteria than a dog’s. If this sort of thing really bothers you, then I assume you’ve never kissed another human being before.

AJ Daulerio: We Refuse To Remove The Video Of The Girl In The Bathroom

This Sandusky story just won’t die.

Yeah. I’m 34, but apparently I like to eat brightly colored detergents.

or in jason day’s case: ‘i’ve fallen and i can’t get up!’

Shunning people who think “Dilly Dilly” is cool. A tradition unlike any other.

Fuck Augusta National, but fuck “dilly dilly” harder.

We just need someone to sign off on allowing the crowd to beat the yellers.

Dilly dilly is the dumbest marketing catch phrase ever, and the fact that it is catching on makes me sad for people who are so dumb they don’t realize they are promoting Budweiser by saying it.

“The print media is so left wing as to be meaningless dribble which accounts for why the industry is and will fade away. Just no credibility.”

Why would an alleged media conglomerate like Sinclair require their news programming to offer “opinions” at all. The news isn’t about “opinions” it’s about getting facts out there. 

I don’t understand people who genuinely think that MSM is fake news for being anti-Trump, and Fox/Sinclair is real news because they are pro-Trump. How stupid do you have to be to not realize that there are simply left leaning and right leaning news sources, so when the current POTUS is a republican, it’s only common…