“I MEANT A ZANTAC GOD DAMMIT!”

Lose the NFC Championship Game? You don’t need a video tablet for that.

“Um, can someone please get me a tablet?”

“This is true. I walked into a job interview with the screen half of a Toshiba T1850, that I had won in a round robin wrestling tourney behind a Boston Market, and I got the Niners gig. Should have seen the son of a bitch who ended up with the keyboard.” - Tomsula

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

A Vicki Lewis impersonator.

She was once in a rerun of Seinfeld.

Why do you want one less person to say that Trump is a vile piece of shit?

Who’s Kathy Griffith?

A close guy friend of mine explained to me that men are usually the last to know that their relationships are ending. Men in relationships tend to tune out their partners because guys figure women complain about everything anyway and most of that unhappiness gets worked out. So by the time the relationship is done,…

What’s the story? That he’s a sex addict who is addicted to pain killers and a bit of an asshole?

THANK YOU. Let’s not forget how he threw his former COLLEGE ROOMATE and fellow golfer, under the bus. #CASUALABLEISM much? Google Casey Martin. He didn’t stand with him at all in the original case. I knew he was trash then, and he doesn’t seem to have improved.

Shit, I didn’t realize Villanova was located in Boston...

Meh. A lot of us have had his number for decades, I remember hearing he pitched a fit when he was denied entrance to the Firehouse club in Orlando because he was underage. Unfortunately he’s a child prodigy who was always told that the sun shines out of his ass and he still believes it.

Is it just me or is relationships having non-disclosure agreements a very weird development.

Huge Duran Duran fans, eh?

This is exactly how the Creationists triumph over empirical science and take over US America and the world. Very sci-fi, only it’s real-fi.

“Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty.” -Joseph Goebbels

How fascinating that Scott Livingston would cite Pizzagate as an example of fake news, when that story was never perpetuated by legitimate news organizations, but by Trump’s base and conspiracy websites hoping to discredit Hillary Clinton.

I spent four years getting my degree at the West Virginia University School of…

Consistently, over and over, “fake news” comes from the right wing/republican party. It really is all about projection with the right wing. They blame everyone else for the things they they do themselves.