Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

“I just don’t get it. Sure we miss a call from time to time, but this shit makes me want to quit.”

Giving the kids detention doesn’t bother me much. Telling the kids they should apologise to the security guard. That’s absurd.

Calling a ref a “bitch-ass motherfucker” when you switched playground teams because you didn’t want to compete against the best players, like, deserves its own Alanis Morissette song.

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.

All blogs should have no more than 200 words.

This is one of those patented Gizmodo Media “obviously bad take that I’m going to write about anyway because it will generate ten thousand comments” articles.

This is the correct take.

I disagree with your 20 minute live set proposal, but I agree with your killing jam bands proposal.

How about you just leave after 20 minutes so it’s less crowded for the rest of us who enjoy music? Thanks!

Ok, but how would this work with, say, the chili peppers. They have so many good songs and you only get four?

I am from Sacramento. The most glaring error in the script of “Lady Bird” was that it was set in 2002 and *no one* talked about the Kings. (This will eventually have to do with Hillary, promise).

I would have burst out with a “Go fuck yourself before you think my son should apologize”

Yeah - I agree with the father. A lot of kids around where I am got punished at school for walking out - but they knew they would and they did it on purpose. But boy if I were a parent I’d be raising hell.

Yup, I’m coming out of my chair at that point.

I don’t know if I’m incredibly sad or enraged. Maybe both.

Of course one serial sexual offender would use the discredit-the-judge playbook of another serial sexual offender. It did, after all, work for the other guy, who became head of the free world.

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