“...in the spirit of Holy Week...”

Any student should be proud of a 4.2 GPA —incl. @DavidHogg111. On reflection, in the spirit of Holy Week, I apologize for any upset or hurt my tweet caused him or any of the brave victims of Parkland.

You should TOTALLY tell him. That one and “supposably” are killers.

Dude protects his Wharton transcripts almost as much as he protects his tax returns.

did you just arrive on this planet? seriously, you are going to try to parse meaning from tRump’s exact wording? When he talks he’s like the ‘stream of consciousness for dummies’ posterchild.

As much as I love scandal, given his complete inability to form coherent English sentences, I’m just gonna chalk this up to him not talk so good.

Poor Tiffany- the Meg Griffin of the Trump Klan.

It really seems like white people (on both sides) care more about this stupid shit than anyone else.

I know, isn’t it great?

I have no idea who any of these people are.

“Spencer is here because the MSU administration allows him to be here,” Bob Day, a graying anarchist in town with SnD’s Detroit chapter, said.

In Jeb’s defense, Jeb will be remembered as a mediocre governor; Trump will be remembered as a horrible president. So, yay Jeb?

Also, having a gut =/= having guts

Eric is also right about his father being lovable…

I love that he’s a fighter, I love that he has guts, I love that he’s President.

They’re just waiting for a big strong leather daddy to come along and put them in position to succeed.

These bumbling dipshits actually believe they could make the trains run on time.

I don’t want Single-Payer, I don’t want “Medicare for all”

This one weird trick redistributes the wealth of your country.

My mom used to fill the kettle all the way (like a litre or so of water) to make a single cup of tea and then complain about how long it took to boil. I asked her why she didn’t just boil the amount needed and it was like watching a light bulb light up.