Over the weekend, 36 Russian athletes withdrew from a track-and-field competition in Siberia at the last minute following the unexpected arrival of drug testers.

Kruporushnikov also went on to say that Russian interference only occurs in lower level elections in the US, and that the national elections like president are “the cleanest and most checked in the world.”

That is an absolutely phenomenal, outstanding take.

Never trust anyone who speaks in superlatives.

Apologies to Glenn Greenwald and Donald Trump but Russia fucking sucks!

I say this every so often, as I think we all do, but.....how is this man still the POTUS? Do the GOP have no respect for themselves or their party? They have a unstable buffoon who thinks making up award shows and making fun of people on Twitter is part of his job as their highest representative. Do they ever think…

Yes, he is. That’s why he is going to regret that “perfect” neurological test score when it’s time to assess his competence to stand trial.

So I go to a coffee shop every day to read a hard copy of the news paper... A manager ( who I’ve witnessed being a dick) there has a ring-tone of the Imperial March from Star Wars. Every time I hear it all I can think is that he is a giant douche... It let’s everyone know that he is one to be reckoned with... And…

“Vagface” sounds like an insult Dwight Howard would call someone. It would then be followed by him giggling like an idiot, running around asking everyone, “Did you hear what I called him? Vagface!”

Eddie House! Definitely a candidate for a “Let’s Remember Some Guys” if there ever was one.

I do not have one. All I know is that it sure as shit isn’t “vagface”

If you want to know what Tightie Whitey thinks, ask the last person he talked to.

Good for him. Mike Pence is The worst kind of evil and anything we can do to show him evidence of that is a big fucking deal. Maybe there will be enough over his lifetime that on his deathbed his last thoughts will be “Christ, I’m an asshole”. Otherwise there is no justice for the kind of shit this guy does.

Yeah, I wonder if Mother’s policies about dining alone with women also apply to gay men, who would also totally try and seduce her husband.

Look at Rippon’s face, Mother would deem it way too risky to allow Pence to be alone with such a pretty man.

Ah, Pepper Johnson. The most underrated of that ridiculously good Giants linebacking corps. I am a Cowboys fan from birth (yeah, yeah, yeah) and hated those guys but man were they good. LT, Reasons, Carson, Banks, Johnson. It wasn’t fair

Jeff Flake just wants the GOP to be more genteel about its racism and classism.

But but but he voted against him a whole 10% of the time! Like (checks the list) voting against hurricane relief and, uh, (checks again) voting against OTHER hurricane relief!

This is the guy bemoaning all of his chickens getting killed while he holds the henhouse door open for the fox (90 percent of the time).

So you think he’s as bad as Stalin and...you’re still gonna vote with him?