This seems obvious even *without* accounting for the sexual abuse that took place at the ranch. I mean, I don’t follow gymnastics in the slightest, and even I know that the Karolyis are abusive shitbags that needed to be kicked to the curb twenty years ago.

This illustration is the greatest thing I’ve seen in weeks.

He reportedly drinks a dozen Diet Cokes a day, ordered using a button on his desk.

He can’t because of his bone spurs though.

I was the best baseball player in New York when I was young.

A good thing to see after reading/hearing all of these brave, gruesome statements:

I will still complain about the utter destruction of due process as a result of the internet’s gossip machine until the end of time. Social punishment is real punishment and will fuck you up. If any one of these famous people didn’t actually do it and their lives are trashed, are you going to write it off as…

I 100% agree with Raisman. As a youth sports coach, I hear over and over that job one is to keep the kids safe and healthy. If you run a sports ranch, and you don’t have air-tight systems in place to prevent child abuse —which went on for fucking years— then you don’t have what it takes to run a boarding school, much…

The Winter Games?

They’re registered at Bed, Bath and Way Beyond.

This lady’s smarter than the rest of us who are still trying to make it work with living men

I judge. That whole story is disgusting, but the worst part is eating 5 Arby’s sandwiches in one sitting.

Reminds me of the phyciatrist in “some kind of monster” the Metallica documentary.

but the whole POINT of being in a relationship is to fart with impunity

I’m happy to fight 85% of the population to acquaint them to a far superior roast beef sandwich!

I said the same thing while Goodell was having his fight with the owners, and maybe it’s just because I’m a massively petty bitch, but: one of my favorite moments of schadenfreude is when someone who thought they had a seat at the table is reminded that they were always just one of the help. 

If I were Cleveland I would hire Fisher and Les Snead. And not joking, because while they won’t get you a title they have shown they can bring you up to mediocre. For Cleveland that is a step up. Once you settle in to 7-9 then get a new coach to take you the rest of the way, but Fisher can do the lifting to get you…

You have no actual proof of that or that I just threw up under my desk.

This is the best deconstruction of a terrible article I’ve seen recently. It is like she put buzzwords into a post modern sentence generator and came out with this nonsense. Intersectionality is post modern cancer.

A bowl of warm mashed potatoes could “play” Kushner