Here I thought it was that you both hate him.

Lemon is the best Starbust.

I can see the Starburst honchos sitting around glumly, awaiting the boycott. Although if they were to stop producing pinks and reds, in solidarity with, like, the rest of the world (and those of who happen to love those candies can just suck it up), they could profit mightily.

I think this is pretty much universal.

All the daughters of the world have fathers. Help protect all of them jimmy.

Just one point on Cameron, since they cut out a lot of his response but — and this is only insofar as you believe any comments he makes — his response was not just “I have daughters” but “If I had known then there would have been no mercy. And now that I have daughters there would really be no mercy” (or some version…

Good.

So by my count, at least 4 adults knew about this and not one of them went to the police? Not only that they allowed her to continue to work with this guy? What the fuck? After she broke her ribs, someone should have been screaming bloody murder. Obviously they all only cared about her career and their own careers,…

Am I an asshole if I love the part where the little girl Saints fan starts sobbing?

Ok this is tenuous, but Ginn’s replacement who essentially lost the next game with huge mistakes was also named Williams (Kyle Williams), while Marcus Williams essentially lost this game on one huge mistake.

46.

The best buttcrack is the one you were never expecting.

I see I’m not the first to make the “Zombie” joke, so I’ll just say, damn, I liked a couple of their albums and I did not know she and I were the same age.

I was just watching these videos while taking a shit and thought to my self, “is there anything better than sports schadenfreude??”

No actual Viking’s fan becomes a Packer’s fan.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t offer a couple videos of Saints fans’ reaction to the play too:

I call #7 happy butt crack dude.

Even Lillard was shocked at the shitty defense.

and as Sarah Silverman notes, they should be commended for bleaching their assholes

According to wiki, Indian inheritance laws makes ‘disowning’ more symbolic than enforceable. Also, he and his father reconciled; Moms, not so much.