You try gripping the ball with these!

It’s actually the look I used to have when my dad would take off his belt and whoop my ass for getting a timeout...in kindergarten. Also the look I had for the same reason after a football game for missing a tackle, or when he was upset at my sister...or maybe after his 15th beer of the day.

It’s what plants crave

I’m usually more forgiving of kickers (it’s not an easy job, even given perfect conditions) but this noodlefoot robbed America of a 2-3 Patriots team, so, off to hell with him.

If they don’t want to catch his balls, Jameis is just going to keep throwing harder and harder until they get in there, whether the receivers want it or not.

No the Rams should lose the white emblems and go back to the ‘70d blue and gold

I bet Papa John tips people in nickels.

It is a GOOD take. And I tell it well!

It’s an unnecessary explanation. “No” should be the most required.

I could write the tweet.

I think that the Dems need a fresh face...but the person who would FUCK up tRump is Biden...he’s everything tRump wants to be and isn’t. He’s scrappy as fuck, truly understands and was one of the working class and he can straddle the fine line of taking down the orange asshole without stooping to his level.

famous women who rejected him decades ago laughing about it

My inclination is to avoid roasting athletes for stupid shit they say in interviews/press conferences, so my first instinct was to try to come up with some mitigating rationale for this remark. I got nuthin’. Newton’s just an a-hole.

In 1999 I doubt if Trump’s net worth was so much as $100 million.

I rather hate this new inflection of the word ‘narrative’. It’s like there are no beliefs or thoughts anymore, just made up shit that can change on a whim. It’s rather insidious.

What led to Trump winning was that this country is a sexist, racist dumpster fire and people here vote for president as they would for prom court.

What led to Trump winning was Hillary’s overconfidence and sense of entitlement, primarily.

The three older kids are a bunch of idiots.

It’s a relatively small and banal part of the job, and it pales in comparison to all the other ways he sucks, but the way he responds to these disasters is sickening to me. That an adult human cannot suppress the reflex to engage in superfluous praise (mostly of himself) to focus on victims of a disaster is…

The Quicker Fucker Upper